Nothing says "I am rushed every morning" like getting to work and discovering you have on one brown boot and one black boot.
Nothing says "I hate reading out loud" like asking your preschooler to get out her story reader and sit next to you for a bed time story.
Nothing says "my husband loves me" like watching him clean up dog vomit just so you won't have to.
Nothing says "I don't know, why don't
you tell
me what's for dinner?" like an empty oven.
Nothing says "Mommy needs to be alone for one blasted second!" like a locked bathroom door.
Nothing says "I love you" like a strawberry on the cheek.
Nothing says "I'm overwhelmed" like noticing that it is awfully quiet but not going to investigate because you are enjoying the peace.
Nothing says "Mommy body" like a roadmap of stretchmarks on your stomach.
Nothing says "You may think I'm trustworthy in the bathroom, but I'm not" like a counter full of hand soap and a floor full of water.
Nothing says "A four year old girl lives here" like naked Barbies in the bathtub.