It's been a while since I have done a Not Me! post as part of MckMama's blog carnival. It's not that I haven't done a lot of things, it is just that I have been too busy to breathe, let alone blog about silly little things I most certainly did NOT do over the past months. BUT...since I have a break in the action, I thought I would share some things that definitely did not happen in our house recently.
I did NOT pour Morgan a bowl of cereal and invite her to eat it in Mommy's big bed while watching cartoons so that I could get a few more minutes of sleep! We do NOT eat in our beds at home, nope, not ever.
I did NOT bribe my daughter to wear the coat I wanted her to wear by saying I would give her smarshmallows (that's how she says it) if she would choose Mommy's pick over hers. I never use bribery. I always use rational thinking.
I did NOT call the dog to clean up something I spilled on the kitchen floor. Nope, I always find the broom and dust pan and clean it up properly. I also always know where my broom and dust pan are.
I did NOT weed out Morgan's toys while she was still in the room, explaining that they were going to live in the basement. I always explain that the boxed up toys are going to the Salvation Army. Morgan always understands this and NEVER throws a huge fit about losing some of her precious but not played with in over a year toys.
Aren't you glad I didn't do any of those things? If you are in the mood for some good laughs, head over to MckMama's blog and check out what other people didn't do this past week!
I did NOT pour Morgan a bowl of cereal and invite her to eat it in Mommy's big bed while watching cartoons so that I could get a few more minutes of sleep! We do NOT eat in our beds at home, nope, not ever.
I did NOT bribe my daughter to wear the coat I wanted her to wear by saying I would give her smarshmallows (that's how she says it) if she would choose Mommy's pick over hers. I never use bribery. I always use rational thinking.
I did NOT call the dog to clean up something I spilled on the kitchen floor. Nope, I always find the broom and dust pan and clean it up properly. I also always know where my broom and dust pan are.
I did NOT weed out Morgan's toys while she was still in the room, explaining that they were going to live in the basement. I always explain that the boxed up toys are going to the Salvation Army. Morgan always understands this and NEVER throws a huge fit about losing some of her precious but not played with in over a year toys.
Aren't you glad I didn't do any of those things? If you are in the mood for some good laughs, head over to MckMama's blog and check out what other people didn't do this past week!
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