Help Wanted Ad

If I could have published a help wanted ad last night, here is what it would have read:

Single Mother with Migraine seeks someone to look after rambunctious, rather cranky toddler for the evening. Must be able to administer medication shot to mother and tolerate continual whining from both child and mother. Ability to clean up medical waste is a MUST (in case mother's head explodes from pressure. Pressure may be caused by migraine, or by toddler's constant disagreement with mother.). Someone who will work for free preferred. Don't bother sending a resume, just stop by NOW!

I have always held single mothers in high regard, since they must contend with everything that is thrown their way while taking care of their babies. I don't know how they do it. I thought I was going to die last night! Thankfully Morgan was in a better mood this morning, and my migraine has retreated into a more tolerable headache. So now it's Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Off to Work I Go!